Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own.

(Source: kur0na)

mzavictoria:

I want!

(Source: karen-ho)

innamoratadelliga:

«Vuoi uscire con me?»
«Dammi un buon motivo».
«Perché io sono diverso».
«Davvero? Di che colore sono i miei occhi?»
«Beh, a prima vista i tuoi occhi sono castani, ma quando li colpisce la luce diventano ambrati e se guardi attentamente intorno all’iride il colore è miele puro, ma quando osservi il sole sono quasi verdi. Li preferisco così. Come sono andato?»
«Mi bastava castani».

alwaysdarkbefore-dawn:

Io (cesso) e la mia amorevole ragazza (la tostona sulla destra) e un signore che ci criticava con lo sguardo. 

bellamyslegs:

30 Day Muse Challenge

Day 2 - Favourite Album  -> Blackholes & Revelations 

Quando mi vuoi, io non ti voglio.
Quando ti voglio, tu non mi vuoi.
Quando ci vogliamo entrambi, ci vogliamo in modo diverso.

— (via miprudonoipensieri)

(Source: scusarsiconlosguardo)

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

senpai-noticed-you-and-he:

what kind of strong ass mother fucking ass fingers do you have to fucking slide your mother fucking ass fingers along a fucking pants button and open it like you’ve got the swag of fucking zeus

and here I am crying over any pair of pants that isn’t one you can just unhinge! Or when boys wear the multiple button/no zipper pants >.> Must…do…finger….exercises.

(Source: overloadotaku)

25/100: MUSE

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we-wont-break-we-wont-die:

benedictatorship:

• butty is a controversial one which means different things in different parts of the country (like for me a bacon butty would mean bacon in a burger bun, not a sandwich) - you can definitely use sandwich and I would stick to it for safety
• you can still say cupcake, hungry and dessert and be perfectly British
• cozzy is short for swimming costume, which is what I’d actually say
• I’ve never heard a scarf being called a muffler
• You can use all of the “American” insults here and still remain British-sounding apart from jerk because no one says jerk. Some of those “British” insults sound a bit silly to me (please don’t call someone a plonker dear lord).
• Don’t ever say cheerio unless you want to sound like a twat

who the hell says ‘the dogs bollocks’ for awesome are you being serious

nobody

(Source: somethingsosam)

cacophiliac:

awesomephilia:

My friend and I were drunk photoshopping last night. Forgot we made this (via)

My reaction was “Where the fuck is his wang?!”
Then I realized.
oh my god i cant stop laughing

we-wont-break-we-wont-die:

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

it’s not butter, it’s margarine

(Source: anormaux)